February 2012
28 posts
I hate it when people make assumptions.
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sisters's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
teacher: what'd the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
me: what?
teacher: bye son
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I cherish talking to old friends.
AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
AP student: they're advanced placement
AP student: that's what "AP" means
AP student: so that means I'm really smart
AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
AP student: because AP
So the Bonnaroo line up is PERFECT. I’m stoaaaked!
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Caroline Reel.
I have the feeling we need to meet up and take a picture.
straight--andfast asked: Anon needs to learn how to spell tumblr.
Anonymous asked: Sorry this is not related to you, but what is Caroline Reel's tumbler URL?
Anonymous asked: how do you get so much money for all the stuff you buy?
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Oh did I mention I’M GOING TO SEE DRAKE ON FRIDAY!@<!I(#@HIRN FLOOR SEATS BABY.
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completely fine with only working tonight, and sitting at home on the computer. I’ve been so tired recently. I hate that the stupid snow had to be stupid and fall. ___________________________________________________________ so yeah, this is pointless.
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
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It’s nice to run. I’ve been running often recently, and I like it. Healthy Judd = Happy Judd.
Ellie Goulding - Lights (Bassnectar Mix)
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I’m completely content with my life right now.
good grades.
great friends.
makin’ $$$.
graduating in december.
going to bonnaroo.
going to boston.
going to D.C. yep… I’m satisfied.
My biggest fear? Snakes
everyone at my school: i have straight a's i play every sport you've ever heard of and probably at least four that you haven't i have a great boyfriend/girlfriend i love him/her so much my family is amazing we spend all of our free time together i mean the time that i'm not spending reading to homeless blind people or walking dogs with only three legs i do all of my homework on time and all of my teachers love me my life is so good i'm so popular and happy
me: ..i have a blog
January 2012
28 posts
juddjeb what. Everyone did sooooo good! Congrats everyone!
me: i have a lot of homework
AP student: you're telling me! i've got a lot of AP homework in my AP classes which are AP.
me:
AP student:
me:
AP student: AP
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milesandpromises asked: HOW DID YOU GET ON TOP OF A BUILDING
Anonymous asked: what is your middle name?
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
Anonymous asked: do you support gay rights?
Me: I’m going to bed
Mind: let’s think of important things
Body: lol, I’m gonna be restless
FML, can’t sleep.
